Stifler: "Oh baby, I'm so ready for this. (Zipper unzipps) Your body's not quite what I was expecting, but that's okay. The Stif-man digs what's underneath. Oh, you are so beautiful. Oh, I just wanna..."
Kevin and Finch: "(Gasps)"
Stifler: "Granny? What?"
Grandma: "Focus! Focus! Focus!"
Stifler: "Out... It's not what it looks like! Shut the bleeping door!"
Finch: "You got it, champ. (Groans)"