Mr. Shirley: "Remember how I was toying with the idea of suspending the Christmas bonuses?"
Mrs. Shirley: "You didn't. Well, of all the cheap lousy ways to save a buck."
Swat Commander (Alexander Folk): "That's pretty low mister. If I had a rubber hose, I would beat you into a..."
Mr. Shirley: "I changed my mind. I'm reenstating all the bonuses."