Clark: "Oh, no. Eddie, it was my fault. Ilost my temper when I got my bonus, and I... I guess I said some things I shouldn't have."
Mr. Shirley: "Bonus? How did you get a bonus? I cut out bonuses this year."
Clark: "Yeah, thanks for telling us. I was expecting a check. Instead I got enrolled in a jelly club. Seventeen years with the company. I've gotten a bonus every year but this one. You don't want to give bonuses, fine! But when people count on them as port of their salary, well, whan you did just plain..."
Russ: "Sucks."
Clark: "Thank you Russ. My cousin-in-law, whose heart is bigger than his brain..."
Eddie: "I appreciate that Clark."
Clark: "... is innocent. I'll be more than happy to take the rap on this, on behalf of myself and on behalf of every other employee you rear-ended this Christmos."
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