Audrey: "Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel?"
Ellen: "Audrey!"
Audrey: "Well, can we at least forbid them to answer the phone? Alexander called this morning and Grandpa Clark told him I couldn't come to the phone because was going to the bathroom."
Ellen: "We're all making sacrifices Audrey."
Audrey: "Everybody? Do you sleep with your brother? Do you know how sick and twisted that is Mom?"
Ellen: "Well, I'm sleeping with your father. Don't be so dramatic."
Audrey: "I have nightmares about what he does in his bed alone when I'm not lying right next to him."
Ellen: "Well, I don't know what to say except, it's Christmas and, we're all in misery."
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