Clark Sr.: "In years to come, you'll want your children and your family to remember all the love you gave us, and how hard you tried to make the perfect Christmas."
Clark: "I just..."
Clark Sr.: "You just cocked it up. It's okay, it happens."
Clark: "All our holidays were such a mess."
Clark Sr.: "Oh yeah."
Clark: "How did you get through it?"
Clark Sr.: "I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels."
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