Cousin Eddie (Randy Quaid): "The house sure does look swell Clark."
Clark: "Thanks Eddie. I hope it enhances you holiday spirit. Dear Catherine... Eddie?"
Cousin Cathrine (Miriam Flynn): "Oh, the house is gorgeous Clark."
Clark: "Eddie?"
Eddie: "I hope you didn't do all this on our account Clark. Kids, come on out here and see what Uncle Clark's done to the house."
Clark: "Eddie?"