Aunt Bethany: "Ellen, are you still dating Clark?"
Ellen: "Oh, Aunt Bethany, you know you shouldn't hae done that."
Aunt Bethany: "Oh dear, did I break wind?"
Uncle Lewis: "Jesus, did the room clear out? Hell no. She means presents; you shouldn't have brought presents."
Aunt Bethany: "It isn't everyday somebody moves into a new house."
Uncle Lewis: "They didn't move into a new house!"