Colt Gun Salesman: "Son! Hey, hey. I just told you that even a baby could handle this weapon. Surely you're not afraid to try something that a baby could do!"
Marty: "Hey, I'm not afraid of nothin'."
Colt Gun Salesman: "Oh, come on then. Let's step up here lika a man. Now, then, what you do is you just ease that hammer back there and squeeze off a round. No, no, no, no. Right on out there and be real smooth. That's the way you do it. Oh, god."
Marty: "Listen. Can I try that again?"
Colt Gun Salesman: "Yeah. Go on."
Marty: "Uh. Just tell me one thing. Where'd you learn to shoot like that?"
Colt Gun Salesman: "7-Eleven."