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forthestory.wav(168K) forthestory.mp3(168K) forthestory.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Papa Elf (Bob Newhart): "Oh, hello. You're, uh, you're probably here about the, uh, the story. Elves love to tell stories. I... I'll bet you didn't know that about elves. There's uh, probably a lot of things, you, you didn't know about elves."

threejobs.wav(444K) threejobs.mp3(444K) threejobs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Papa Elf: "Another... Another interesting, uh, elfism: Uh, there are only three jobs available to an elf. The first is making shoes at night, while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps. You can bake cookies in a tree. As you can imagine, it's dangerous having an oven in an oak tree during the dry season. But the third job, uh, some call it, uh, 'The Show', or... or 'The Big Dance'. It's the profession that every elf aspires to, and that is to build toys in santa's workshop."

onlyanelf.wav(204K) onlyanelf.mp3(204K) onlyanelf.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Papa Elf: "It... It's a job only an elf can do. Our... Our nimble fingers, natural cheer and active minds are perfect for toy building. They... They tried using gnomes and trolls but the gnomes drank too much and the trolls weren't toilet trained."

whatinthename.wav(43K) whatinthename.mp3(43K) whatinthename.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Santa (Edward Asner): "What in the name of Sam Hill is that?"

codeoftheelves.wav(77K) codeoftheelves.mp3(77K) codeoftheelves.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Elf Teacher (Richard Side): "Now, before we learn how to build the latest in extreme graphic chipset processors let's recite the code of the elves, shall we?"

dontbelieve.wav(444K) dontbelieve.mp3(444K) dontbelieve.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy (Will Ferrell): "(gasps) Santa's sleigh."
Papa Elf: "You're gonna help me make it fly."
Buddy: "I thought the magical reindeer made the sleigh fly."
Papa Elf: "And where do the reindeer get their magic from?"
Buddy: "Christmas spirit, everybody knows that."
Papa Elf: "Well, silly as it sounds, a lot of people down south don't believe in Santa Clause."
Buddy: "What? Well, who do they think puts all their toys under the tree?"
Papa Elf: "Well, there's a rumor floating around that uh, that the parents do it."
Buddy: "That's... That's rediculous. I mean, parents couldn't doo that all in one night. What about Santa's cookies? I suppose parents eat them too?"

clausometer.wav(140K) clausometer.mp3(140K) clausometer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Papa Elf: "And every year less and less people believe in Santa Clause. I mean we have a real energy crisis on our hands."
Buddy: "Oh."
Papa Elf: "I mean just see how low the clausometer is."
Buddy: "That's shocking."

ninnymuggins.wav(48K) ninnymuggins.mp3(48K) ninnymuggins.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "I'm the worst toy maker in the world. I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins."

snowberries.wav(19K) snowberries.mp3(19K) snowberries.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Puffin: "Hey, Buddy. Wanna pick some snowberries?"

yellowsnow.wav(38K) yellowsnow.mp3(38K) yellowsnow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Leon the Snowman (Leon Redbone): "Oh, by the way, don't eat the yellow snow."
Buddy: "Oh, I know that."

freecandy.wav(40K) freecandy.mp3(40K) freecandy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Santa: "You see gum on the street, leave it there. It's not free candy."

30rayspizzas.wav(73K) 30rayspizzas.mp3(73K) 30rayspizzas.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Santa: "There are like 30 Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original but the real one's on 11th."

peepshow.wav(86K) peepshow.mp3(86K) peepshow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Santa: "And if you see a sign that says 'Peep Show', that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at presents before christmas."

byebuddy.wav(43K) byebuddy.mp3(43K) byebuddy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Narwhal: "Bye, Buddy. Hope you find your dad."
Buddy: "Thanks, Mr. Narwhal."

mynamesbuddy.wav(43K) mynamesbuddy.mp3(43K) mynamesbuddy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "Hey, what's your name? My name's Buddy."

needahug.wav(18K) needahug.mp3(18K) needahug.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "Does someone need a hug?"

youdidit.wav(125K) youdidit.mp3(125K) youdidit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody. It's great to meet you. Hi."

whosentyou.wav(148K) whosentyou.mp3(148K) whosentyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "I'm here to see a Walter Hobbs. I'm Buddy the elf."
Deb (Amy Sedaris): "You look hilarious! Who sent you?"
Buddy: "Papa Elf."
Deb: "Papa Elf?"
Buddy: "Mm-Hmm. From the north pole."
Deb: "From the north pole?"
Buddy: "Yes."

calledyou.wav(151K) calledyou.mp3(151K) calledyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "I walked all day and night to find you."
Walter Hobbs (James Caan): "You look like you came from the north pole."
Buddy: "That's exactly where I came from. Santa must have called you."
Walter: "Oh, yeah, sure, he just got off the cell phone with me."
Buddy: "You did?"

singasong.wav(465K) singasong.mp3(465K) singasong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Walter: "So, go on."
Buddy: "Go on with what?"
Walter: "Are... Are you gonna sing a song or something or can I just go back to work?"
Buddy: "A song? Uh, yeah. Anything for you, dad. Um, I'm... I'm here with my dad. And we never met. And he wants me to sing him a song. And, um, I was adopted. But you didn't know I was born. So I'm here now. I found you, daddy. And guess what? I love you. I love you. I love you!"
Walter: "Wow, that was weird."

christmasgram.wav(41K) christmasgram.mp3(41K) christmasgram.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Walter: "Who sent this christmas-gram?"
Buddy: "What's a christmas-gram? I want one."

liketowhisper.wav(44K) liketowhisper.mp3(44K) liketowhisper.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Walter: "I think we should call security."
Deb: "Good idea."
Buddy: "I like to whisper too."

fruitspray.wav(138K) fruitspray.mp3(138K) fruitspray.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Perfume Clerk (Lorin Heath): "Passion fruit spray?"
Buddy: "Fruit spray? Sure. (sprays it in his mouth and then makes noises in disgust)"

ginormous.wav(45K) ginormous.mp3(45K) ginormous.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "Hey! Have you seen these toilets? They're ginormous."

noitsnotyesitis.wav(146K) noitsnotyesitis.mp3(146K) noitsnotyesitis.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "Wow! What's this?"
Gimbel's Manager (Faizon Love): "This is the north pole."
Buddy: "No it's not."
Gimbel's Manager: "Yes, it is."
Buddy: "No, it's not."
Gimbel's Manager: "Yes, it is."
Buddy: "No, it isn't."
Gimbel's Manager: "Yes, it is."
Buddy: "No, it isn't."
Gimbel's Manager: "Yes, it is."
Buddy: "No, it's not. Where's the snow?"

myfavorite.wav(89K) myfavorite.mp3(89K) myfavorite.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gimbel's Manager: "Why are you smiling like that?"
Buddy: "I kust like to smile. Smiling is my favorite."
Gimbel's Manager: "Make work your favorite. That's your favorite, okay?"
Buddy: "Okay."
Gimbel's Manager: "Work is your new favorite."
Buddy: "Fine."

santascoming.wav(137K) santascoming.mp3(137K) santascoming.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gimbel's Manager: "Okay, people, tomorrow morning, 10 a.m., Santa's coming to town."
Buddy: "Santa! Oh, my, god! Santa, here? I know him. I know him."

upanddown.wav(106K) upanddown.mp3(106K) upanddown.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "The best way to spread christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear."
Jovie (Zooey Deschanel): "Thanks, but I don't sing."
Buddy: "Oh, it's easy. It's just like talking, except lounder and longer and you move your voice up and down."

imsinging.wav(187K) imsinging.mp3(187K) imsinging.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "I'm singing. I'm in a store and I'm singing! I'm in a store and I'm singing!"
Gimbel's Manager: "Hey! There's no singing in the north pole."
Buddy: "Yes, there is."
Gimbel's Manager: "No, there's not!"
Buddy: "We sing all the time!"
Gimbel's Manager: "No, there's not!"
Buddy: "Especially when we make toys."

babyitscold.wav(511K) babyitscold.mp3(511K) babyitscold.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jovie and Buddy: "("Baby, It's Cold Outside" Written by Frank Loesser Performed by Will Ferrell and Zooey Deschanel)"

hesaliar.wav(64K) hesaliar.mp3(64K) hesaliar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gimbel's Santa (Artie Lange): "You're a big boy. What's your name?"
Kid with Santa (Paul Schofield): "Paul"
Gimbel's Santa: "And what, uh can I get you for christmas?"
Buddy: "Paul, don't tell him what you want. He's a liar!"

throwneoflies.wav(24K) throwneoflies.mp3(24K) throwneoflies.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "You sit on a throwne of lies."

youstink.wav(43K) youstink.mp3(43K) youstink.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "You stink. You smell like beef and cheese. You don't smell like Santa."

hegotmadatme.wav(307K) hegotmadatme.mp3(307K) hegotmadatme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "Am I sick?"
Walter: "Yeah, but that's not why we're here. We're here to do a test. Come on."
Buddy: "What kind of test?"
Walter: "Just a test to find out if you're my son or not."
Buddy: "Why am I sitting on paper?"
Doctor (Jon Favreau): "Because it's sanitary for the other patients. Now sit still so I can do the finger prick."
Buddy: "Oh, finger prick! Oh! It's cold."
Doctor: "Could you please sit still? Please?"
Buddy: "Okay. Can I listen to your necklace?"
Doctor: "No, you can't. Would you just sit still?"
Buddy: "Why is there a skeleton over there?"
Doctor: "I don't know wh... Walter, could you please..."
Buddy: "If I squint it looks like a pirate over there."
Doctor: "Could you please have him sit still so I can do this?"
Buddy: "Does have a name?"
Walter: "No, he hasn't got a name. I'm sorry, Ben."
Doctor: "I've got a lot of patients waiting."
Buddy: "He got mad at me."
Walter: "Yes, he did."

heartbeat.wav(21K) heartbeat.mp3(21K) heartbeat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "My finger has a heartbeat."

christmaself.wav(81K) christmaself.mp3(81K) christmaself.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Walter: "He thinks he's an elf."
Emily (Mary Steenburgen): "I'm sorry, what?"
Walter: "He thinks he's a christmas elf."

lincolntunnel.wav(148K) lincolntunnel.mp3(148K) lincolntunnel.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "And then I traveled through the seven levels of the candy cane forent past the sea of swirly-twirly gum drops and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel."

maplesyrup.wav(198K) maplesyrup.mp3(198K) maplesyrup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "Can you pass the maple syrup please?"
Emily: "I... I didn't put... It's spagetti."
Buddy: "Oh, you know what? I think I have some. Yes."
Emily: "You like sugar, huh?"
Buddy: "Is there sugar in syrup?"
Emily: "Yes."
Buddy: "Then yes!"

foodgroups.wav(75K) foodgroups.mp3(75K) foodgroups.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup."

lovesthesnow.wav(106K) lovesthesnow.mp3(106K) lovesthesnow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Walter: "Are you crazy? He cannot stay here."
Emily: "Clearly he has some serious issues. We can't just throw him out in the snow."
Walter: "Why not? He loves the snow. He's told me fifteen times."

belching.wav(163K) belching.mp3(163K) belching.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "(Belching) Did you hear that?"

tuckedin.wav(692K) tuckedin.mp3(692K) tuckedin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "Dad? Dad? Dad?!"
Walter: "What?"
Buddy: "I can't go to sleep unless I get tucked in."
Walter: "What?"
Buddy: "I can't go to sleep unless I get tucked in."
Walter: "I am not gonna tuck you in."
Buddy: "I promise I'll go right to sleep."
Walter: "Fine."
Buddy: "Tickle fight. Tickle fight."
Walter: "Buddy, stop!"
Buddy: "Tickle fight."
Walter: "Stop, stop, stop."
Buddy: "You just lay there and go to sleep."
Walter: "Okay. Dad?"
Buddy: "Hmm?"
Walter: "I love you."
Buddy: "Okay, go to sleep now."

sleepokay.wav(66K) sleepokay.mp3(66K) sleepokay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Emily: "Did you sleep okay last night?"
Buddy: "Great. I got a full fourty minutes and I had time to build that rocking horse."

wellsnuggle.wav(119K) wellsnuggle.mp3(119K) wellsnuggle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "So, Dad, I planned out our whole day. First we'll make snow angels for two hours, and then we'll go ice skating, and then we'll eat a whole roll of tolehoule cookie dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we'll snuggle."

evilbox.wav(322K) evilbox.mp3(322K) evilbox.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "There's a horrible noise coming from the evil box underneath the window. It sounds like this. (immitates radiator)"
Walter: "It's... It's, uh... It's not evil, Buddy. It's a radiator and the heat makes noise when it comes on."
Buddy: "No, it doesn't. It... It's very evil. It's scary to look at. It's... Okay, I'm going... Oh wait, yes, it is. Okay, it's okay. it's okay, everything's fine. You were right."

yourefast.wav(189K) yourefast.mp3(189K) yourefast.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "Wow, you're fast. I'm glad I caught up to you. I waited five hours for you. Why is your coat so big? So, good news, I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have. How was school? Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework? Huh? Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend?"

sonofanut.wav(42K) sonofanut.mp3(42K) sonofanut.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "Ow! Son of a nut cracker!"

youwerefrom.wav(16K) youwerefrom.mp3(16K) youwerefrom.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Michael (Daniel Tay): "Where did you say you were from?"

francisco.wav(99K) francisco.mp3(99K) francisco.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Walter: "Morning, Sara."
Buddy: "Morning, Sara. That's a nice purple dress, very purpley."
Walter: "Francisco."
Francisco: "How's it going, Mr. Hobbs."
Buddy: "Francisco, that's fun to say. Francisco."

workclothes.wav(59K) workclothes.mp3(59K) workclothes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "Hi."
Deb: "Hi."
Buddy: "Do you remember me?"
Deb: "I do, I didn't recognize you."
Buddy: "I know, I'm in work clothes."

nameonthedesk.wav(133K) nameonthedesk.mp3(133K) nameonthedesk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "Why is you name on the desk?"
Walter: "I bought the desk. My name's there so no one steals it."
Buddy: "That's a joke, isn't it, Dad?"
Walter: "Yeah, Buddy, that's a joke."

favoritecolor.wav(41K) favoritecolor.mp3(41K) favoritecolor.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "Buddy the elf, What's your favorite color?"

workshop.wav(69K) workshop.mp3(69K) workshop.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "This place reminds me of Santa's workshop except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like the wanna hurt me."

itsverysucky.wav(191K) itsverysucky.mp3(191K) itsverysucky.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "Oooh! Wow. It's sucky. Oh, wonderful. Yes. That is marvelous how that... Oh, it's very sucky! It's very sucky!"

wearebuddies.wav(296K) wearebuddies.mp3(296K) wearebuddies.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "You know, I know I sound like a broken record but we are buddies. You're my best friend. That's it. You're my best friend."
Mailroom Guy (Mark Acheson): "You know, Buddy, nobody around here listens to me. I got really good ideas."
Buddy: "I believe it. I know, I'm right. I listen to you. You have great ideas."
Mailroom Guy: "I just try to go with the flow, you know."
Buddy: "Good, go with the flow."
Mailroom Guy: "Yeah."
Buddy: "Go with the flow."
Mailroom Guy: "No, I gotta get out of the flow."
Buddy: "Well, then get out of the flow."
Mailroom Guy: "I'm in tho flow. That's what got me here. I got... I'm 26 years old, I got nothin' to show for it."
Buddy: "You're young."

iminlove.wav(42K) iminlove.mp3(42K) iminlove.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "I'm in love. I'm in love. And I don't care who knows it."

onemoretime.wav(572K) onemoretime.mp3(572K) onemoretime.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Buddy: "I didn't know you had elves working here."
Miles Finch (Peter Dinklage): "Oh, well, you're hilarious, my friend."
Walter: "He doesn't uh... Get back to the story, please."
Miles Finch: "So, on the cover, above the title..."
Buddy: "Does Santa know that you left the workshop?"
Miles Finch: "You know, we're all laughing our asses off..."
Buddy: "Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here?"
Walter: "Buddy, go back to the basement."
Miles Finch: "Hey, jackweed, I get more action in a week than you've had your entire life. I've got houses in LA, Paris, and Vail..."
Buddy: "Oh."
Miles Finch: "...each one of them with a 70-inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and smack it off! You feelin' strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time."
Buddy: "He's an angry elf."

toooldforthis.wav(28K) toooldforthis.mp3(28K) toooldforthis.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Santa: "I'm getting too old for this job."

babyitscold2.wav(2275K) babyitscold2.mp3(2275K) babyitscold2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Leon Redbone and Zooey Deschanel: "("Baby, It's Cold Outside" Written by Frank Loesser Performed by Leon Redbone and Zooey Deschanel Leon Redbone appears courtesy of August Records)"

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