Gary: "We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an bleephole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get bleeped by dicks. But dicks also bleep bleepholes, bleepholes who just wanna bleep on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with bleepholes their way. But the only thing that can bleep an bleephole is a dick with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they bleep too much. Or bleep when it isn't appropriate."
Spottswoode: "Yes, Gary, yes."
Gary: "And it take a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of bleep that they become bleepholes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from bleepholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us bleep this bleephole we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in bleep."