Kim Jong Il: "Okay, who blew up Panama Canal?"
Terrorist: "We were angry about Cairo."
Kim Jong Il: "bleepdamn it, how many times do I have to tell you? You don't use the WMDs until you see the signal. I have worked ten years on this plan. It is a very precise and a complicated plan. I am sick of you terrorists bleeping it up. Now take the weapons where I told you and wait for the bleepdamn signal this time! Goodbye!"