Dan Gardner (Dick Anthony Williams): "Who the hell are you people?"
Jack: "Who the hell are we? We're the tree bears! Who the hell are you?"
Dan Gardner: "I'm Dan Gardner, the owener of this house."
Jack: "Well' look, Dan. I don't know how many of you oweners there are but I rented this house from Elwin Haskell."
Dan Gardner: "You rented... May I see your receipt?"
Jack: "You want to see my receipt? Alright you ca... Where the hell's my receipt?"
Sandy: "Uh, it's on the table."
Jack: "Alright! What is this one of those time-sharing places? Here it is, 'Month of July, Jack Chester'. That's moi '415 Beach Road, $2,000'!"
Dan Gardner: "415 Beach Road?"
Jack: "That's right."
Dan Gardner: "This house is 415 Beach Lane."