Skully: "Well, what do you make of my girl?"
Angus MacLachlan (Richard Herd): "Well, your gunnels to thar pinions. And your pipswain iw wantin' some crackin'. I na think ya'll crowdy yer dinpins. S'no worse than yer deck hoove t'gron."
Skully: "That's easy for you to say. But what do we do about it, Angus?"
Angus: "Yar fastions need a wont of brookin'. Ya'll ne'er be gradin' tow wind with yar barswain."
Jack: "Uh, in laman's terms, how bad is she?"
Angus: "She's a total pig."