Dale: "Hey, man. Did you touch my drum set?"
Brennan: "Nope."
Dale: "It's just weird 'cause seems like someone definitely touched my drum set."
Brennan: "Yeah, that is weird. Because I didn't touch 'em."
Dale: "Hey! Did you touch my drum set?!"
Brennan: "Hey, knock it off!"
Dale: "I know you touched my drumstick, because the left one has a chip in it."
Brennan: "You bleeping crazy, man? You sound insane, do you realize that? You should be medicated."
Dale: "Bleep you , Brennan. I know you touched my drum set. And I wanna hear that dirty little mouth admit it."
Brennan: "You get out of my face, or I'm gonna roundhouse your ass."
Dale: "You swear on your mom's life that you didn't touch it then!"
Brennan: "I don't have to swear to shit!"
Dale: "That's 'cause you bleeping touched my drum set, 'cause I know Cops doesn't start till 4. Where you going?"
Brennan: "I'm going upstairs. Because I'm gonna put my nut sack on your drum set. Okay?"
Dale: "Don't do that. I am warning you right now: If you touch my drums, I will stab you in the neck with a knife!"
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