Colonels Owner: "Why not make the terms of a merger performance-based."
Jackie Moon: "Exactly. What he just said."
Spirits Owner: "I move we vote on the terms of the merger."
Jackie Moon: "And what he--"
Colonels Owner: "I second."
Jackie Moon: "What that guy said. But-- What both those guys said."
Commissioner: "Bleepdamnit, Bob! I'm about to reach over there and tear you a new bleephole!"
Colonels Owner: "Don't be a jackass! It makes sense."
Commissioner: "Bleep you, Bob! We talked this out!"
Spirits Owner: "I don't see a need for that kinda language."
Commissioner: "Now, if you wanna go outside right now, I'll take both of you out right damn now!"
Jackie Moon: "We're gonna vote! We're not gonna fight, we're gonna vote!"
Commissioner: "Ah!"
Colonels Owner: "Let's Vote!"
Jackie Moon: "Let's vote... and then we'll fight!"
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