Dick Pepperfield: "I'm sorry, I don't know what just happened. A very unusual series of moves just made the ball go in. (Trying to explain the alley oop)"
Ms. Quincy (Ella English): "Damn!"
Lou Redwood: "Yeah, I don't know why, Dick, but I just got an erection. (After seeing the first alley oop)"
Father Pat the Ref: "(He indecisively blows his whistle) Foul. No, two fouls."
Jackie Moon: "Foul?! I didn't touch anybody."
Father Pat the Ref: "Look, Jackie, people can't just go flyin' in the air like that."
Jackie Moon: "Oh, please, my mom wouldn't cheat in my dreams."
Father Pat the Ref: "What?"
Jackie Moon: "She's an angel! Heaven wants us to win this game! I'll burn your house down!"
Monix: "Hold it, hold it, hold it. It can't be a foul without touchin' another player. And it can't be traveling without first establishing a pivot foot."
Clarence: "That's right."
Monix: "It's two pionts, Father Pat. It is two points."
Father Pat the Ref: "Alright, I'm gonna allow it."
Clarence: "That's the gospel."
Father Pat the Ref: "Two points, Flint."
Spurs Coach (Ian Roberts): "Are you outta your mind? He was floating."
Father Pat the Ref: "It's legal, Coach."
Spurs Coach: "Is this ghost ball?"
Father Pat the Ref: "It's legal, Coach."
Spurs Coach: "What the hell is that?"
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