Nick Schaffer (Breckin Meyer): "Excuse me, what's this $110?"
Hotel Clerk (Jenica Bergere): "Uh, those are your in-room movies."
Nick: "No, I didn't watch any movies."
Hotel Clerk: "Okay, let's see. Afro Whores."
Nick: "Afro Whores?"
Hotel Clerk: "You watched it, let's see, uh 11 times."
Nick: "No, no, no, no, wait."
Hotel Clerk: "Afro Whores, 2:30. Afro Whores, 4:00. Afro Whores, 5:30."
Nick: "Okay."
Hotel Clerk: "It says in the morning you watched The Grinch for ten minutes and then smitched back over to Afro Whores."
Nick: "I swear I didn't watch it, okay. I was at a bachelor party. There were 35 people there. You can ask any of them. You have to... You have to take that off my record."
Hotel Clerk: "This is not a record, sir."
Nick: "You have to delete it."
Hotel Clerk: "Okay, fine. How many times did you watch it?"
Nick: "None! I didn't watch it."
Hotel Clerk: "Are you sure? 'Sizzling, three-way, backdoor action featuring two sexy soul sisters..."
Nick: "No, I don't need to know what it's about. I did not watch it! I didn't."