Rental Car Clerk: "Welcome to Marathon. May I help you?"
Neal: "Yes."
Clerk: "How may I help you?"
Neal: "You can start by wiping that bleeping dumb-ass smile off your rosey bleeping cheeks. Then you can give me a bleeping automobile. A bleeping Datsun. A bleeping Toyota. A bleeping Mustang. A bleeping Buick. Four bleeping wheels and a seat."
Clerk: "I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me."
Neal: "And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of bleeping nowhere, with the bleeping keys to a bleeping car that isn't bleeping there. And I really didn't care to bleeping walk down a bleeping hiway and across a bleeping runway to get back here to have you smile at my bleeping face. I want a bleeping car right bleeping now."
Clerk: "May I see your rental agreement."
Neal: "I threw it away."
Clerk: "Oh boy..."
Neal: "Oh boy what?"
Clerk: "You're bleeped"
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Planes Trains And Automobiles: pta018.wav (749 K)
To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.)
mwavs.com/0039257685/WAVS/Movies/Planes_Trains_And_Automobiles/pta018.wav
To use as ringtone on your iPhone open the m4r audio file with iTunes and it will automatically be put in the "Ringtones" folder. Then sync your phone. You may need to check the "Sync ringtones" box under the "Ringtones" tab in iTunes for your iPhone. (Unfortunately if the sound clip is over 40 seconds it will not work because iTunes puts a limit on it.)