Lawyer: "Before we begin my client would like to read from a prepared statement."
Tommy: "Go ahead."
Moronie: "I would like to direct this to the destinguished members of the panel. You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my fargon rights. This som-on-a-batching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargon iceholes like yourselves. Thank you very much."