Lawyer: "Before we begin my client would like to read from a prepared statement."
Tommy: "Go ahead."
Moronie: "I would like to direct this to the destinguished members of the panel. You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my fargon rights. This som-on-a-batching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargon iceholes like yourselves. Thank you very much."
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Johnny Dangerously: statemnt.wav (408 K)
To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.)
mwavs.com/0039257685/WAVS/Movies/Johnny_Dangerously/statemnt.wav
To use as ringtone on your iPhone open the m4r audio file with iTunes and it will automatically be put in the "Ringtones" folder. Then sync your phone. You may need to check the "Sync ringtones" box under the "Ringtones" tab in iTunes for your iPhone. (Unfortunately if the sound clip is over 40 seconds it will not work because iTunes puts a limit on it.)