Jay's Mother: "Did you hear the bleeping guy, telling me how to bleeping raise you? Motherbleepec, man. Who does he furcking think he is? What's the worst bleeping thing that could happen to you standing in front of a bleeping store, right? bleep."
Baby Jay (Brian Andrew Saible, voice: Gavin Brooks): "bleep. bleep. bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep."
Jay: "(Singing) bleep. bleep. bleep. Mother, motherbleep, mother, motherbleep, bleep. Motherbleep, motherbleep, noich, noich, noich. 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, noich, noich, noich. Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz. Doin' coke, drinkin' beers. Drinkin' beers, beers, beers. Rollin' fattys, smokin, blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin'..."