Teen #1: "Jay said you guys dat a 'Star Wars' theme wedding and you tied the knot dressed like Stormtroopers."
Teen #2 (Nick Fellinger): "And he says your the bitch, and you're the butch."
Dante: "I'm the bitch?"
Randal: "Well, if we were gay, that's the way I'd se it."
Dante: "Will you shut up?"