Joe: "Listen, I told these people that you were smart, okay? So act smart!"
Frito: "Smart like you? (In an effeminate voice) 'Oh, I gotta go to the time machine. I wanna go home.'"
Joe: "I don't talk like that."
Frito: "'I don't talk like that'"
Secret Service Thug (Randal Reeder): "Shit, I thought there was two of you."