Jeff: "Do you have bathrooms here or do I have to bleep in a plant."
Shiloh: "Stupid bleeping idiot, red-shirted ass. You guys think you're so bleeping cool. Makes me sick! Let's go make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle. We're not hurting anyone. Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick."
Alex: "Aw. Someone missed their yoga class this morning."