Lt. Hauk: "Okay. Who do we have slated for live entertainment in November?"
Sgt. Phil McPherson (Juney Smith): "Well, we originally wanted Bob Hope, bit it turns out he won't come."
Lt. Hauk: "Why not?"
Garlick: "He doesn't play police actions, just wars. Bob likes a big room, sir."
Lt. Hauk: "That is not funny!"
Pvt. Abersold: "How about if it escalated?"
Lt. Hauk: "How about if what escalated?"
Pvt. Abersold: "The Vietnam conflict."
Lt. Hauk: "The Vietnam conflict. We are not going to escalate a whole war just so we can book a big-name comedian! We can get Tony Bennett or Trini Lopez."
Eddie Kirk (Floyd Vivino): "I got it. Jerry Vale. He closes the Copa on the 18th."
Lt. Hauk: "Is that date firm?"
Eddie Kirk: "I got it from my niece."
Cronauer: "Oh, come on. This is not the Catskills. Get somebody good. Get The Beach Boys. Don't dick around here."
Marty: "Oh, we tried, but their agent says they're still on the beach and they won't be off the sand 'til November! Ba-da-bang!"
Lt. Hauk: "Didn't somebody wearing my uniform and bearing a striking resemblance to myself just say that that kind of music was inappropriate?"
Marty: "Sorry, sir. I haven't been to sleep."
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Good Morning Vietnam: entertainment.wav (751 K)
To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.)
mwavs.com/0039257685/WAVS/Movies/Good_Morning_Vietnam/entertainment.wav
To use as ringtone on your iPhone open the m4r audio file with iTunes and it will automatically be put in the "Ringtones" folder. Then sync your phone. You may need to check the "Sync ringtones" box under the "Ringtones" tab in iTunes for your iPhone. (Unfortunately if the sound clip is over 40 seconds it will not work because iTunes puts a limit on it.)