Cynthia Dunn (Marissa Ribisi): "What are they gonna do next, like, give you guys urine tests or something?"
Mike Newhouse (Adam Goldberg): "See, I-I just didn't know drugs and alcohol were such a big problem that they had to resort to neo-McCarthyism."
Randall 'Pink' Floyd (Jason London): "No, I think they're just afraid some of us might be having too good a time."
Mike: "It's the old age-suppressing-youth thing, you know?"
Tony Olson (Anthony Rapp): "Neo-McCarthism. I like that."
Mike: "That's good, Tony."