Willie: "Is Daddy home?"
The Kid: "He's on an adventure, exploring mountains. He's been gone a long time."
Willie: "Exploring mountains, huh? How long is he gonna be gone?"
The Kid: "Till next year."
Willie: "Yeah? What about Mommy?"
The Kid: "She lives in God's house with Jesus and Mary and the ghost and the long eared donkey and the talking walnut."
Willie: "Well, who the bleep takes care of you, then?"
The Kid: "Grandma."
Willie: "Yeah? What's her name?"
The Kid: "Grandma."