Squeak Scolari (Dian Bachar): "Dude, that is so bleeping weak. How am I supposed to get a chick in that?"
Coop: "Ah, don't worry dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill sticking out of your zipper."
Squeak: "Yes I could."
Remer: "No dude, you're a little bitch."
Squeak: "No I'm not."