Bobby: "That is the water that you serve to your players?"
Coach Klein: "Uh-huh."
Bobby: "It is imperitive that you allow me to be your waerboy."
Coach Klein: "I can't hire you. I can't hire anybody with the poorest footba--"
Bobby: "You do not have to-- have to pay me. I-I will do it for free. Just promice me that you will never distribute the contents of that jug to any human person."