Sam (Tim Meadows): "Get out of here, Dewey."
Dewey Cox: "What are y'all doing in here?"
Sam: "We're smoking reefer, and you don't want no part of this shit."
Dewey Cox: "You're smoking reefers?"
Sam: "Yeah, of course we are, Can't you smell it?"
Dewey Cox: "No, Sam, I can't."
Reefer Girl (Odette Yustman): "Come on, Dewey, join the party."
Sam: "No, Dewey, you don't want this. Get out of here!"
Dewey Cox: "You know what, I don't want no hangover. I can't get no hangover."
Sam: "It doesn't give you a hangover."
Dewey Cox: "Will I get addicted to it or something?"
Sam: "It's not habit-forming."
Dewey Cox: "Oh, okay, well... I don't know. I don't wanna overdose on it."
Sam: "You can't OD on it."
Dewey Cox: "It's not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it?"
Sam: "It makes sex even better."
Dewey Cox: "Sounds kind of expensive."
Sam: "It's the cheapest drug there is."
Dewey Cox: "Hmm."
Sam: "You don't want it. "
Dewey Cox: "I think I kind of want it."
Sam: "Okay, but just this once. Come on in."
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