Theo: "Dewey, are you saying you don't need us no more?"
Dewey Cox: "Not unless you can open your mind and learn to play the bleeping theremin."
Theo: "Bleep you, Dewey!"
Dave: "Yeah, bleep you, Dewey. In 20 years, not once have you thrown a woman my way. You don't think we like cheating on our wives too?"
Sam: "And you never once paid for drugs. Not once!"
Dave: "You pay that chimp more than you pay us. I had to borrow from the chimp to got a mortgage on my house."
Theo: "And those stupid Siamese glass cats you get us every year for Christmas. I don't want any more Siamese glass cats!"
Dewey Cox: "The Siamese cat is a symbol of nobility in ancient Egypt."
Sam: "Bleep nobility!"
Dave: "Bleep ancient Egypt!"
Theo: "Bleep cats!"
Sam: "And you never paid for drugs. Not once."
Dave: "You slept with my wife."
Theo: "You slept with me too! And I've had confused feelings about that for 10 years now!"
Sam: "And you never once paid for drugs! Not once."