Nancy: "I cannot stress this enough: It is not your fault."
Dale: "Whose fault is it? I will-- Bleep-- I wanna bleeping know!"
Robert: "Let's cut the shit. It is-- It is directly your fault."
Nancy: "Robert."
Robert: "You destroyed my boat. You beat me up in your sleep. And worst of all, you made Nancy and I resent each other. It is absolutely 150 percent your fault!"
Derek: "Of course it's their fault. They're the two biggest dickheads in the world, and they're living in your house."
Nancy: "Shut up, Derek."
Derek: "I'm sorry, but that--"
Nancy: "(Brennan starts crying) Please don't cry like that. Please don't, Brennan. (Now Dale starts crying as well)"