Jackie Moon: "All day long! Whoo! (Whistle blows)"
Father Pat the Ref (Matt Walsh): "Traveling!"
Jackie Moon: "No, no, no, no! One and a half steps!"
Father Pat the Ref: "Come on, Jackie. You walked."
Jackie Moon: "Suck my bleep! I'll murder your family! (Whistle blows)"
Father Pat the Ref: "You're gone, Jackie Moon!"
Jackie Moon: "What? What?"
Dick Pepperfield: "And Jackie Moon is ejected from the game."
Jackie Moon: "What did I say?"
Father Pat the Ref: "You said 'S my C. (Jackie kicks the ball into the stands)'"
Dick Pepperfield: "And one lucky fan will go home with a game ball."
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