Neal: "Honey, I'd like you to meet Del Griffith. He's got some amusing andecdotes for you. Oh, and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it." I could tolerate any insurance seminar. For days I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face. And they'd say "How can you stand it?" And I'd say "'Cause I've been with Del Griffith. I can take anything." And you know what thy'd say? They'd say "I know what you mean. The shower curtain ring guy... whoa."