Alison: "Here goes. Um... I'm pregnant."
Ben: "Bleep off."
Alison: "What?"
Ben: "What?"
Alison: "I'm pregnant."
Ben: "With emotion?"
Alison: "With a baby. You're the father."
Ben: "I'm the father."
Alison: "Yes."
Ben: "How the bleep could this happen?"
Alison: "I don't know."