Pete: "There are five different types of chairs in this hotel room."
Ben: "Holy bleep. What are they all doing in here?"
Pete: "These are five different types of chairs."
Ben: "Get them out of here, man. This is too many chairs for one room."
Pete: "There's a guy that works for this hotel. His whole job is to find chairs. Look at this one. Look at it. It's gold and red, and it's kind of shiny. Shiny thread? Unbelievable. It is beautiful and it feels amazing."
Ben: "The tall one's gawking at me and the short one's being very droll. I don't like them."
Pete: "Oh, wow."
Ben: "It's weird that chairs even exist when you're not sitting on them."
Pete: "I'm up high. I'm really high up."
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