Jay: "I'm the chucklehead? You're the bleeping dumb-ass who gave your comic away, and now you don't get no bleeping movie check, neither."
Holden: "Well, when you're right, you're right. I wish I held onto a little piece of that thing, 'cause if the buzz is any indicator, that movie's going to make some huge bank."
Jay: "What buzz?"
Holden: "The internet buzz?"
Jay: "What the bleep is the internet?"
Holden: "The internet is a communications tool used the world over, where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."