Dante: "Phone's for you. I think it's the devil."
Alex: "Hello?"
Jeff: "Hey, Alex. You gotta come back to work."
Alex: "I quit there bleepin' months ago, man."
Jeff: "How baked are you right now?"
Alex: "Who is this? (Laughing) Is this Marv Albert?"
Jeff: "God, you're torched. Um, okay, look. There is an emergency. J.P. revealed himself to be an actual robot and he kidnapped your grandma, and he's gonna eat her soul out of her head."
Alex: "My grandmother's in trouble? I'll be right there."
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Grandmas Boy: bakedareyou.mp3 (347 K)
To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.)
Purple Matress: Life's too short to be uncomfortable.
To use as ringtone on your iPhone open the m4r audio file with iTunes and it will automatically be put in the "Ringtones" folder. Then sync your phone. You may need to check the "Sync ringtones" box under the "Ringtones" tab in iTunes for your iPhone. (Unfortunately if the sound clip is over 40 seconds it will not work because iTunes puts a limit on it.)