Henny Youngman (Himself): "How are you all? I'm glad to be here. Take my wife, please. I take my wife everywhere but she finds her way home. I said, where do you wanna go for your anniversery? She said, I wanna go somewhere I've never been. I said, try the kitchen. Dr. Wellsler is here, wonderful doctor, gave a guy 6 months to live. Couldn't pay his bill, gave him another 6 months. I love this crowd."