Cronauer: "Good morning, Vietnam! Alright, this is Adrian Cronauer. I'm on at 6:00 and again at 4:00. Hey, we'd like to welcome you to Vietnam, the country that is more stimulating than a strong cup of cappucino or an espresso enema. That one's comin' right at you, but first, our fashion report from Special Forces Sgt. Ernest Lee Sincere. "Thank you. I think this fall, the discerning G.I. is gonna be wearing green in the jungle. Why? Because it matches with the green. I don't... The leaves, they fall upon the helmets, says yes to me." Thank you. Here's a little news flash comin' your way rught now. (imitating teletype) We can't afford the teletype. Here it is, comin' for you right now. Quick news flash. Former President Eisenhower, actially cartoon character Elmer Fudd. He was quoted as saying: "Thank you, Amerca. It was fun being Pwesident." Also, Gina Lollobrigida has been declared the Italian National Mountain Range. Thank you, Gina. "Look out. Look, I don't see the sun anymore."