Cronauer: ""Those girls are just so pretty." Gomer, are you here in Vietnam? "Yes, I am. Surprise, surprise, surprise!" Lyndon, why did you name your daughter Lynda Bird? "Cause Lynda Dog would be too cruel. (barks) Easy, girl. Easy. You know, if you pick 'em up by their ears, it doesn't hurt 'em as much." "Oh, you're goin' straight to hell for that one! Whatch o'er there!" Here's an incredible coincidence. Ho Chi Minh, Colonel Sanders actually the same person? You be the judge. Our lines are open. Something realspecial now. We've got our traffic report on the Ho Chi Minh trail. How's it goin' up there? "Uh, Adrian, it's not goin' exactly well. There's a water buffalo jackknifed up there. It's not a very pretty picture. There's horns everywhere. I don't know what to say. We're gonna maybe drop in a little napalm there and try 'n cook 'im down. Have a little barbecue.""
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