Motorcycle Cop: "Now, I don't know how you do things up in Buckley Town, but down here we are protective of the other drivers on the roads."
Steve: "Rowads. roods."
Mike: "Quiet back there! I've taken enough guff from you for one day. Raving psycho. Buchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. Taking him back to Nevada where he's wanted for banging horses."