Tommy: "He said he had a surprise for me."
Richard Hayden (David Spade): "Maybe. I guess you should have called."
Tommy: "I did call earlier when... using the phone."
Richard: "Earlier, when was that?"
Tommy: "Er... later... when... Then I... I left a message."
Richard: "A message. What number did you call?"
Tommy: "2... 4... 9er, 5, 6, 7. 8..."
Richard: "I can't hear you. You're trailing off."
Tommy: "And did I catch a 9er in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?"
Richard: "No, it was cordless."
Tommy: "Um-hmm. You know what? Dont't. Not here. Not now."