Ricky: "I lost my license. That's why I'm on the bus. I'm delivering pizzas."
Passenger on Bus (John W. Love Jr.): "Motherbleeper, what makes you think I care? Shut the bleep up!"
Ricky: "I-- I was just telling you that 'cause, like I said, I lost my license. I've just been having a lot of problems lately."
Passenger on Bus: "Problems? I don't wanna hear about your damn problems. Everybody got problems. My mama got problems. She just lost her leg. My cousin Pookie just lost a testicle. My dog just threw up somebody's finger. That's a problem."
Ricky: "I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you."
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