Brennan and Dale: "Pirate hats!"
Derek: "Whoa."
Brennan and Dale: "Hustlers!"
Dale: "Dad, that was so thoughtful!"
Brennan and Dale: "Crossbows!"
Brennan: "You guys finally came to your senses and got us something cool."
Denise: "You both know this is completely bleeped up, right?"
Robert: "Yeah."
Nancy: "Of course."
Denise: "But Brennan sure can wear the shit out of that pirate hat."