Alice Huff (Kathryn Hahn): "Hi, I'm Alice, I'm Derek's wife."
Alice: "Uh, is it true that you struck Derek in the face and he fell from the tree house?"
Dale: "Yeah. He asked me to."
Alice: "Oh, that's the most amazing thing I've ever heard. Um, I want you to know that tonight am gonna pleasure myself to the image of you doing that to Derek. You know what I mean? Masturbate. I am."