Dale: "Alice, I like making sex with you. I do. But you're also married. It's over."
Alice: "This is crazy. I'm a mother. I have two children, I have a husband..."
Dale: "Okay."
Alice: "...a beautiful home. I can't be bleeping around with you."
Dale: "Yeah, no, it was fun. It was fun, right?"
Alice: "It was fun while it lasted."
Dale: "I'm glad. Alright, well, good luck. (She starts crying) No."
Alice: "Oh, my god, Dale! Please don't leave me!"
Dale: "Oh, my god. Look at that whale."
Alice: "Where? (He runs away while she's distracted) Dale!"
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Step Brothers: dontleaveme.m4r (1211 K)
To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.)
Purple Matress: Life's too short to be uncomfortable.
To use as ringtone on your iPhone open the m4r audio file with iTunes and it will automatically be put in the "Ringtones" folder. Then sync your phone. You may need to check the "Sync ringtones" box under the "Ringtones" tab in iTunes for your iPhone. (Unfortunately if the sound clip is over 40 seconds it will not work because iTunes puts a limit on it.)