Jonah: "You know what I think you should do? Take care of it."
Jay: "Tell me you don't want him to get an 'A' word."
Jonah: "Yes, I do, and I won't say it for little Baby Ears over there, but it rhymes with 'Shmashmortion.' I'm just saying-- Hold on, Jay, cover your ears. You should get a shmashmortion at the shmashmotion clinic."
Jay: "Ben, you cannot let these monsters have any part of your child's life. Alright, I'm, I'm, I'm gonna be there to rear your child."
Jason: "You here that Ben? Don't let him near the kid. He wants to rear your child!"