Jonah: "You know what I think you should do? Take care of it."
Jay: "Tell me you don't want him to get an 'A' word."
Jonah: "Yes, I do, and I won't say it for little Baby Ears over there, but it rhymes with 'Shmashmortion.' I'm just saying-- Hold on, Jay, cover your ears. You should get a shmashmortion at the shmashmotion clinic."
Jay: "Ben, you cannot let these monsters have any part of your child's life. Alright, I'm, I'm, I'm gonna be there to rear your child."
Jason: "You here that Ben? Don't let him near the kid. He wants to rear your child!"
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Knocked Up: rearyourchild.m4r (891 K)
To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.)
Purple Matress: Life's too short to be uncomfortable.
To use as ringtone on your iPhone open the m4r audio file with iTunes and it will automatically be put in the "Ringtones" folder. Then sync your phone. You may need to check the "Sync ringtones" box under the "Ringtones" tab in iTunes for your iPhone. (Unfortunately if the sound clip is over 40 seconds it will not work because iTunes puts a limit on it.)