Ben: "Me and my roommates have started a-- We're starting an internet website."
Alison: "Oh, cool. What is it?"
Ben: "I'll give you the virtual experience, okay? How's that? Let-- You're at your computer."
Alison: "Mmm-hmm."
Ben: "Who's an actress you like?"
Alison: "Mary Tyler Moore?"
Ben: "No. That does not work at all."
Alison: "No?"
Ben: "No. Let's say you love Meg Ryan."
Alison: "I do."
Ben: "Great. Who doesn't?"
Alison: "Yeah."
Ben: "Let's say you like her so much you wanna know every movie where she shows her tits. And not just that, but how long into that movie she shows her tits. You come to our web page, exclusively, type in 'Meg Ryan' Bam! In the Cut, 38 minutes in, 48 minutes in, like an hour and 10 minutes-- She's, like, naked that whole bleeping movie. She does full frontal in that movie."
Alison: "Wow."
Ben: "They should have called her Harry, not Sally."
Alison: "Really."
Ben: "I'll show it to you. I'll show you Meg Ryan's bush."
Alison: "Okay."
Ben: "Cool."
Alison: "Yeah, I actually need to get going."
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Knocked Up: megryan.m4r (1595 K)
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