Dr Howard's Voice Mail (Loudon Wainwright III): "Hello, it's Dr. Howard. I'm not here right now. Please leave a message. (beep)"
Ben: "Hey, Doc Howard. Ben Stone calling. Guess what the bleep's up? Alison's going into labor and you are not bleeping here. No, where are you? You're at a bleeping bar mitzvah in San Francisco, you motherbleeping piece of shit! And you know what I'm gonna have to do now? I'm gonna have to kill you. I'm gonna have to pop a bleeping cap in your ass. You're dead! You're Tupac! You are bleeping Biggie, you piece of shit! I hope you bleeping die or drop the bleeping chair and kill that bleeping kid! Hope your plane crashes. Peace, bleeper! (Hangs up)"
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Knocked Up: drhoward.m4r (972 K)
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