Ishmael Boorg (Randy Quaid): "How come you know so much about bowling?"
Roy Munson: "Well, maybe this will help explain it to you."
Ishmael: "Wow. That's really something. What's that made out of?"
Roy Munson: "14-karat gold."
Ishmael: "Really? Looks like rubber."
Roy Munson: "No. The ring, not the hand."